Since we had such a blast last summer driving all the way from Florida to the gates of the Bohemian Grove, we decided to do it again this year and add some new dates to the mix!

We are our own tour and otherwise managers, booking agents, not-record label, merchandise manufacturer, and public relations fiasco! No one can speak for us, we work for no one. If there is a tour date below that says “Email us to book it / play it!“, we mean it. We will play your kitchen if you will throw us some gas money, and bring a bunch of people over for this video projection, laser lightshow, reality deconstruction extravaganza! Viewer discretion is advised, no children under 18. Hell, some adult minds can’t handle the truth. But for those of you who can, it is one great time to meet interesting people and talk about things you aren’t allowed to have any opinion on usually!

If you would like to help promote a show click below on the (f) = facebook event page, so mark yourself as going, invite friends, share on profiles, pages, and groups! (L) = letter sized (8.5″x11″) poster for print & (T) = tabloid sized (11″x17″) poster for print, put them all over!!! Click/Tap on venue name to navigate!

• Thursday, July 4th Orlando, Florida @ The Iron Cow (f) (T)
  (Tour kick off / 11 year anniversary show with live performances by Sewerside Bombers, Will Brack, Pig Pen The Clown, The Prople, CanVas, MC Blaqsh33p, Jiblet and more!!!)
• Friday, July 5th Gainesville, Florida @ Hardback Cafe (f) (L) (T)
  with Cheap Plastic, Sangs, & Madwoman
• Saturday, July 6th Pensacola, Florida (Secret Show) (f)
• Sunday, July 7th New Orleans, Louisiana Pool Party with Liquor & Lies (f)
• Monday, July 8th New Orleans, Louisiana @ The End Of The World (World’s End) (f)
• Tuesday, July 9th Austin, Texas (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
• Wednesday, July 10th Juárez, Mexico @ Madison Coffee Club (f) (L) (T)
  with Dick Desert, Let’s Go To The Paradise, Apol Shampoo, Ansiedad MX
• Thursday, July 11th Tempe, Arizona @ Palo Verde Lounge (f) (L) (T)
• Friday, July 12th Los Angeles, California @ Five Star Bar (f)
  with False Profit
• Saturday, July 13th Monte, Rio, California @ Bohemian Grove (f)
  (Protest and live performance at the gates with our pals Resist The Grove)
• Sunday, July 14th San Francisco at the Bohemian Club (f)
  (Protest and live performance on the corner in front of the “weaving spiders come not here” plaque with our pals Resist The Grove)
• Monday, July 15th Reno, Nevada (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
• Tuesday, July 16th Eureka, Nevada(Secret Show, email for clues…)(f)
• Wednesday, July 17th, Salt Lake City, Utah at The Sugar Space (f)
• Thursday, July 18th Grand Junction, Colorado @ KAFM (f)
• Friday, July 19th Denver, Colorado @ Bar Bar (f)
  with Panocha Loca & Adamsite
• Saturday, July 20th ??? (f)
• Sunday, July 21st Wichita, Kansas @ Donut Whole (f)
• Monday, July 22nd Little Rock, Arkansas (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
• Tuesday, July 23rd Memphis, Tennessee (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
• Wednesday, July 24th Birmingham, Alabama @ Brennan’s Irish Pub (f)
  with Jacquie Cotillard
• Thursday, July 25th Atlanta, Georgia (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
• Friday, July 26th Savannah, Georgia @ The Wormhole (f)
  with The Sawed Offs
• Saturday, July 27th Jacksonville, Florida @ Raindogs (f)
• with Deathwatch ’97, Walk With Wolves, & 13 Bloodshot
• Sunday, July 28th St. Augustine, Florida @ Shanghai Nobbies (f)
  with Whiskey Face & Depressed

Tell all your friends, share this link, we want to meet all of you and hear what you have to say!

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