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Since we had such a blast last summer driving all the way from Florida to the gates of the Bohemian Grove, we decided to do it again this year and add some new dates to the mix!

We are our own tour and otherwise managers, booking agents, not-record label, merchandise manufacturer, and public relations fiasco! No one can speak for us, we work for no one. If there is a tour date below that says “Email us to book it / play it!“, we mean it. We will play your kitchen if you will throw us some gas money, and bring a bunch of people over for this video projection, laser lightshow, reality deconstruction extravaganza! Viewer discretion is advised, no children under 18. Hell, some adult minds can’t handle the truth. But for those of you who can, it is one great time to meet interesting people and talk about things you aren’t allowed to have any opinion on usually!

If you would like to help promote a show click below on the (f) = facebook event page, so mark yourself as going, invite friends, share on profiles, pages, and groups! (L) = letter sized (8.5″x11″) poster for print & (T) = tabloid sized (11″x17″) poster for print, put them all over!!! Click/Tap on venue name to navigate!

• Thursday, July 4th Orlando, Florida @ The Iron Cow (f) (T)
  (Tour kick off / 11 year anniversary show with live performances by Sewerside Bombers, Will Brack, Pig Pen The Clown, The Prople, CanVas, MC Blaqsh33p, Jiblet and more!!!)
• Friday, July 5th Gainesville, Florida @ Hardback Cafe (f) (L) (T)
  with Cheap Plastic, Sangs, & Madwoman
• Saturday, July 6th Tallahassee, Florida (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Sunday, July 7th Pensacola, Florida (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Monday, July 8th New Orleans, Louisiana @ TBA with Liquor Lies (f)
• Tuesday, July 9th Austin, Texas (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Wednesday, July 10th Juárez, Mexico @ Madison Coffee Club (f) (L) (T)
  with Dick Desert, Let’s Go To The Paradise, Apol Shampoo, Ansiedad MX
• Thursday, July 11th Tempe, Arizona @ Palo Verde Lounge (f)
• Friday, July 12th Los Angeles, California @ Five Star Bar (f)
  with False Profit
• Saturday, July 13th Monte, Rio, California @ Bohemian Grove (f)
  (Protest and live performance at the gates with our pals Resist The Grove)
• Sunday, July 14th San Francisco at the Bohemian Club (f)
  (Protest and live performance on the corner in front of the “weaving spiders come not here” plaque with our pals Resist The Grove)
• Monday, July 15th Reno, Nevada (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Tuesday, July 16th Eureka, Nevada (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Wednesday, July 17th, Salt Lake City, Utah at The Sugar Space (f)
• Thursday, July 18th Grand Junction, Colorado @ KAFM (f)
• Friday, July 19th Denver, Colorado @ Bar Bar (f)
  with Panocha Loca & Adamsite
• Saturday, July 20th ??? (f)
• Sunday, July 21st Wichita, Kansas @ Donut Whole (f)
• Monday, July 22nd Little Rock, Arkansas (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Tuesday, July 23rd Memphis, Tennessee (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Wednesday, July 24th Birmingham, Alabama @ Brennan’s Irish Pub (f)
  with Jacquie Cotillard
• Thursday, July 25th Atlanta, Georgia (Email us to book it / play it!) (f)
• Friday, July 26th Savannah, Georgia @ The Wormhole (f)
  with The Sawed Offs
• Saturday, July 27th Jacksonville, Florida @ Raindogs (f)
• with Deathwatch ’97, Walk With Wolves, & 13 Bloodshot
• Sunday, July 28th St. Augustine, Florida @ Shanghai Nobbies (f)
  with Whiskey Face & Depressed

Tell all your friends, share this link, we want to meet all of you and hear what you have to say!

Past Shows

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• Saturday, January 26th SCUMSTOCK @ ROK BAR with A Killing Tradition, Awesome And The Ass Kickers, Coagulate, Deceivers N.Y.C. (Mike denied), Diphalia, Hollow Bones, Taped Fist, Fisted Sister, Hembree And The Satan Sisters, Knowledge Is For Fools, Three Knuckles deep, Pig Pen, Grim reality, The chodes (Facebook)
• Monday, February 11th @ Haven with Gutter Demons & 430 Steps (Facebook)
• Thursday, March 21st @ Cap City Video Lounge with RP Allen, Cool Now, Snailmate, Kitty Princess (Facebook)
• Saturday, March 23rd @ Grumpy’s Underground Lounge with Snailmate & more TBA (Facebook)

BEWARE! TAKE CARE 2018 TOUR TO THE GATES OF THE BOHEMIAN GROVE PROTEST DURING THEIR ANNUAL CREMATION OF CARE CEREMONY TO KICK OFF THE MALE ONLY 2 WEEK ENCAMPMENT OF THE CRIMINAL RULING CLASS

• Saturday, July 28th at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
• Saturday, September 15th at Uncle Lous & Grumpy’s in Orlando, Florida with Doktor Faux, Bobby Clock, Danny Feedback, TTN, and more! For SELL OUT CON
• Friday, July 6th @ Nighthawks in Jacksonville, Florida with Somber, Appalachian Death Trap, Dougie Flesh and the Slashers, The Prople (Facebook)
• Saturday, July 7th @ The Handlebar in Pensacola, Florida with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
• Sunday, July 8th @ Circle Bar in New Orleans, Louisiana with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
• Monday, July 9th at Dirty Dog Bar in Austin, Texas with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
• Tuesday, July 10th @ Neon Rose in El Paso, Texas with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
• Wednesday, July 11th Phoenix, Arizona with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
• Thursday, July 12th Los Angeles, California with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
• Friday, July 13th @ Double Down Saloon Las Vegas, Nevada with Somber, Beast Machine, A Broken Line, and more TBA (Facebook)
• Saturday, July 14th Bohemian Grove, California for a Protest at the gates!(Facebook)
• Sunday, July 15th Bohemian Grove, California for a Protest at the gates (Facebook)
• Monday, July 16th at Jub Jub’s Thirst Parlor in Reno, Nevada with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
• Tuesday, July 17th Salt Lake City, Utah with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
• Wednesday, July 18th at BAR BAR in Denver, Colorado with Somber, Radio Scarlet, & 39 Lost (Facebook)
• Thursday, July 19th Ogallala, Nebraska with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
• Friday, July 20th Boys Town, Nebraska with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
• Saturday, July 21st Kansas City, Missouri with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
• Sunday, July 22nd St. Louis, Missouri with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
• Monday, July 23rd at The Cobra Nashville, Tennessee with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
• Tuesday, July 24th at Gallery 992 in Atlanta, Georgia with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
• Saturday, June 9th, at Coffins Print Shop with Spikmetal, Knucklehead, Dem Yeti Boyz, Spoopgod, and MC Blaqsh33p (Facebook)
• Friday, June 29th at Coffins Print Shop with The Pig Pen Freakshow of Orlando, Warm Like Winter, Wes Morrison and the Stray Hares (Facebook)
• Saturday, June 30th at Coffins Print Shop with Grave Return, Architects of Fear, Will Brack, Bubble Boys, Pig Pen, The Prople, Sacred Owls, Sticky Steve, DEET, The Transdimensionalizers (Facebook)
• Wednesday, July 4th at Ashley’s SportsPage in Satellite Beach, Florida SACRED OWLS 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TOUR KICK OFF FOURTH OF JULY EXTRAVAGANZA with Doktor Faux, TTN, PIG PEN FREAKSHOW, and more! (Facebook)
• Saturday, May 26th @ Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida with Unity Rise, Dougie Flesh, Professor Anarchy & Punk with a Camera (Facebook)
• 5-5-18 at The Stranded Sailor Pub in Sanford, Florida (Facebook)
• 4-20-18Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida: Sacred Owls, & The Tiny Sparks (Facebook)
• 4-26-18 at Howl in Ft. Myers, Florida: With The Independents and The Injurees (Facebook)
• 4-7-18 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida with Jess-O-Lantern, & The Prople (Facebook)
• 3-30-18 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida with Snailmate & Warm Like Winter (Facebook)
• 3-10-18 at The Stranded Sailor Pub in Sanford, Florida with SkatterBrainz, The Murmurs, Sewerside Bombers, The Transdimensionalizers (Facebook)
• 3-12-18 at 6th Street North in Gainesville, Florida (Facebook)
  as part of the Trails of Terror Tour with Will Brack & Dougie Flesh and the Slasher
• 3-14-18 at The Handlebar in Pensacola, Florida (Facebook)
  as part of the Trails of Terror Tour with Will Brack & Dougie Flesh and the Slashers
• 3-16-18 at Neutral Grounds Coffee House in New Orleans, Louisiana (Facebook)
  as part of the Trails of Terror Tour with Will Brack & Dougie Flesh and the Slasher
• 3-2-18 at West End Trading Company in Sanford, Florida (Facebook)
  with Grave Return, 69 Fingers, & Problem Pack
• 1-21-18 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida with Joint Operation and more! (Facebook)
• 1-23-18 at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida with Children of October,Black Cat Attack, & Laghima (Facebook)
• 1-27-18 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
• 12-31-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
• 11-3-17 at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida with The Ned, & Leroy Sly
• 11-4-17 at Churchill’s Pub in Miami, Florida with Will Brack. Space Coast Ghosts, Johnny Two Chords, & The Underdogs (Facebook)
• 11-11-17 at Hourglass Pub in Jacksonville, Florida with Will Brack & Appalachian Death Trap, & more (Facebook)
• 11-18-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida for Never Forget Music Festival (Facebook)
• 11-24-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida for A Coffins Thanksgiving (Facebook)
• 10-27-17 at American Rock Bar and Grill in Deerfield Beach, Florida for Punk vs. Trump 3 (Facebook)
• 10-28-17 at Council’s in Bradenton, Florida (Facebook)
• 10-30-17 Devil’s Night at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  with The Damnsels, Longfinger, & Vladimer Van Nilsson
• 10-31-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  A Coffins Halloween II & Tales of Terror Release Show with Will Brack, The Prople, Dougie Flesh & The Slashers & October Flame
• 9-1-17 thru 9-3-17 at Muddy Roots Music Festival (Facebook)
  with God-Rot, Mekronium, 1000 Pounds of Thrust
• 9-15-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  with Ashes Fall, & Somber!
• 9-29-17 at Howl in Ft. Myers, Florida (Facebook)
• 10-1-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  with Nightmare Sonata & more TBA
• 10-13-17 at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  Friday the 13th Horror Punk Slasher
• 10-21-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  with Children of October & more!
• 8-12-17 at Under The Oaks in Osceola County, Florida (Facebook)
• 8-19-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
• 8-20-17 at Williams Park, St. Petersburg, Florida Disturbing The Peace Festival Summer of Discontent (Facebook)
  with Room Full Of Strangers & more!
• 8-20-17 at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  with Somber, The Dancing Bones, & The Filthy Deniro’s
• 8-23-17 at Will’s Pub in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
• 8-25-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
• 8-2-17 at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida
  with Rotten Stitches, Blue Tower, & more!
• 7-7-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  Anti-False Flag Fest II with dozens of other bands, check the Facebook event!
• 7-29-17 Under The Oaks in Osceola County, Florida (Facebook)
  with The Punknecks, Will Brack, and more!
• 7-15-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
  with Flamingo Nosebleed, The Jasons, The Prople, & Swearwolf
• 7-1-17 @ Mayor Carl Langford Park in Orando, Florida (Facebook)
  Bike Polo Party with Will Brack, Warm Like Winter, & Room Full of Strangers
• 6-2-17 at Copper Top in Huntsville, Alabama
• 5-31-17 at P&H Cafe in Memphis, Tennessee (Facebook)
• 5-28-17 at Tin Roof in Charleston, South Carolina (Facebook)
• 5-27-17 Nighthawks in Jacksonville, Florida with Deathwatch 97 (Facebook)
• 5-26-17 at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida with Warm Like Winter, Will Brack, & more!
• 5-21-17 at West End Trading Company in Sanford, Florida (Facebook)
  with A Thousand Times Better, & 1 in a Million
• 5-20-17 at Howl in Ft. Myers, Florida (Facebook)
  with Warm Like Winter, Injuries, & Gutterlove
• 5-19-17 at The Brass Mug in Tampa, Florida (Facebook)
  with Savage Remains, The Prople, & Warm Like Winter
• 5-6-17 at The Stranded Sailor Pub in Sanford, Florida (Facebook)
• 4-22-17 at Haven in Winter Park, Florida (Facebook)
• 4-21-17 at Tir na nOg Irish Pub in Daytona, Florida (Facebook)
• 4-10-17 at Uncle Lous in Orlando, Florida (Facebook)
• 3-17-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando for Bubble Boys Water Balloon Tour Kick Off
• 3-18-17 at Copper Rocket in Maitland, Florida with Doktor Faux, Bluesferbones, & Really Fast Horses (Facebook)
• 3-23-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando for Dicks From Mars, Sour, Transdimensionalizers
• 3-31-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando for Porno Arcade & More
• 4-1-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando for Cash For Cashes with The Filthy Dix, Vulture$, TGTG, Sugar Fathers, Bluesferbones, ReallyFastHorses & more!
• 3-11-17 at Tir na nOg Irish Pub in Daytona Beach, Florida with Some Kind Of Nightmare, Swift Knuckle Solution, & RushmoreFL (Facebook)
• 3-4-17 at Howl Gallery/Tattoo in Ft. Myers, Florida with Warm Like Winter & more! (Facebook)
• 3-3-17 at Fubar in Saint Petersberg, Florida with Warm Like Winter & more! (Facebook)
• 2-25-17 at Kreepy Tiki with Warm Like Winter, God Rot, Fighting The Silence, & more! (Facebook)
• 2-16-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando for HELLBOUND HORROR SHOW with Horrorpunks in 21 Disfunction, The Prople, & more! (Facebook)
• 2-17-17 at Nighthawks in Jacksonville, Florida with Teen Divorce, Rosemary Kennedy, Mona Blue, & Voodoo
• 2-11-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando with Hale Bopp Astronaut, Soda City Riot, & Sex Wax
• 1-28-17 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando Doktor Faux and the Right Angles, The Prople (Tampa), ReallyFastHorses, & BluesferBones
• 1-20-17 Backbooth with The Koffin Kats, Panther Camp, & The Attack
• 1-6-16 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando with In Oculus & Denudes (from Miami), Will Brack, BluesFerBones, ReallyFastHorses, The Sugar Fathers
• 12-31-16 at Coffins Print Shop in Orlando with Warm Like Winter, Horrorpunks at 21 Disfunction, Big Drugs, Doktor Faux, & more! Facebook
• 12-30-16 at Uncle Lous in Orlando with Bubble Boys, Will Brack, Destroy North America, The Prople, Bluesferbones, & more!
• 12-22-16 Uncle Lous with Filthy Dix & Some Kind Of Nightmare
• 12-19-16 Uncle Lous with Peace Party Movement, Will Brack & More!
• 12-17-16 Bombshell’s Tavern with Effit, 13 Pints, & 69 Fingers
• 11-11-16 West End Trading Company with Vertibreaker & more
• 11-4-16 Haven with Warm Like Winter, Effit, & more
• 10-31-16 A Coffins Print Shop Halloween Orlando, Florida 6pm
  w/ Warm Like Winter, Pizza Nightmare, Bubble Boys, Niceville, + more! (Facebook Event)
• 10-30-16 Devil’s Night @ The Copper Rocket Orlando, Florida 9pm
  w/ Bubble Boys, Run Raquel, & Niceville (Facebook Event)
• 10-29-16 Under The Haunted Oaks, Kissimmee, Florida 9pm
  w/ Dudeman, Russ T. Nutz, DNA, Will Brack, + more! (Facebook Event)
• 10-21-16 Spacebar, Orlando, Florida 8pm
  w/ The Grizzly Atoms, Yogurt Smoothness, & The Welzeins (Facebook Event)
• 10-15-16 Uncle Lous, Orlando, Florida 8pm
  w/ Children Of October, The Prople, DNA, The Jodones, Disfunction, & Filthy Dix (Facebook Event)
• 10-1-16 Control Tattoo‘s 4th Anniversary, Titusville, Florida Noon-Midnight
  w/ The Jodones, Golden Pelicans, & Antarx
• 9-17-16 Woodstock, Orlando 8pmw/ Warm Like Winter, Bubble Boys, DEET, Niceville, Will Brack, + more (Facebook Event)
• 9-18-16 Uncle Lous, Orlando 1am w/ Toucan Slams, Filthy Dix, & Jimm P Ram (Facebook Event)
• 9-11-16 in Orlando, Florida at Anti-False Flag Fest
  w/ Sun Signs, CHEW, Radicalized Youth, Bubble Boys, Niceville, Filthy Dix, + more! (Facebook Event)
• 5-28-16 in Sanford, Florida at West End Trading Company
• 7-4-16 in Winter Par, Florida at Austin’s Coffee for the 11th annual I-4 Fest
• 3-20-16 in Sanford, Florida at Big Fish Huge Pond
• 1-31-16 in Sanford, Florida at Big Fish Huge Pond
• 12-26-15 in Sanford, Florida at West End Trading Company with In Oculus (Miami), NFG Fighter (Orland0), & Lock Jaw (Facebook)
• 11-12-15 in Orlando, Florida at Will’s Pub with Koffin Kats & The Attack (Facebook)
• 8-22-15 in Miami, Florida at BURNING BRIDGES FEST II w/ Trench, IN OCULUS, HOST, Gouge Away, & Squid Squad! Starts at 9pm! (Facebook)
• 7-4-15 in Orlando, Florida @ Austin’s Coffee for the 10th annual I-4 Fest with 26 other local bands! All day! Give aways and free beer at points in the day! ‘Merica! $7!
• 11-7-14 in Orlando, Florida @ Uncle Lou’s with Pizza Nightmare, I Never Sleep, Nuka Waves, Free Fall, Coma Club, A Thousand Times Better, Tom’s Ragdoll, FL’s Lewd Acts, & HAMMY & The SAGES. $3 for 10 bands!
  (map) (Facebook) (Flyer)
• 9-26-14 in Titusville, Florida @ Control Tattoo with The Chop Tops, Swamp Rats & Jump Ramp (Flyer)
• 9-20-14 in Miami, Florida @ Churchill’s Pub with The Riot Act, The Jellyfish Brothers, Killmama, Bleubird (Death Jam), SANDRATZ, DJ SKIDMARK (Facebook) (Miami New Times) (Flyer)
• 9-12-14 in Orlando, Florida @ Uncle Lou’s with The Handsome Scoundrels, Rushmore, & I Never Sleep (Facebook)
• 8-30-14 in Tampa, Florida @ Pegasus Lounge withYoung Deville, Mad Splatter, & Road Worth (Facebook)
• 8-29-14 in Orlando, Florida @ Uncle Lou’s with Young Deville (map) (Facebook) (Flyer)
• 8-11-14 in Orlando, Florida @ Uncle Lou’s with Give Up Ghost $2 9pm (map) (Facebook)
• 7-16-14 in Orlando, Florida @ Uncle Lou’s (map)
• 7-5-14 in Orlando, Florida @ Uncle Lou’s with Shake The Castle Walls, Whiskey Faithful, & I Woke Up Early For My Funeral (map) (Flyer1r) (Flyer2) (Facebook)
• 6-18-14 in Winter Park, Florida @ Haven with Cleanup, Architects of Fear & Coma Club $5 8pm Sacred Owls They Live Video Shoot / Knife Fight Split CD Release (map) (Flyer1) (Flyer2) (Facebook)
• 2-18-12 in Orlando, Florida @ Bombshell Tavern
• 1-28-12 in Orlando, Florida @ Belle Isle Yacht Pub (Flyer)
• 7-4-09 in Miami, Florida @ Churchill’s Pub (Flyer) (Video)