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Sacred Owls Live Together at Lou’s 2020 DVD Out Now!
Update: Youtube has banned this video! Download from the player above or the thumbnail below. Hold tap to save as or right click, save target.
During the first lockdown here in Florida the world famous Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall had the balls to let us perform live when all other bars were closed. The police came because some mask wearing Nazi called the cops on us and could do nothing because no laws were being broken. No alcohol was served, we just played our songs and streamed it live on the internet. People came out and had to stand outside to watch the show because the police said that if we let them in we would all be arrested. This is the draconian police state we are living in.
To commemorate this historic day, we put it on DVD and added Mouthy Buddha’s Pedogate videos about Pizzagate, and Tom Hanks SRC USA, Issac Kappy, Seth Green, BH Kids, as well as the banned youtube videos of Dr. Erickson’s Covid-19 briefing and Plandemic part one.
If the pedophile supporting, truth hating social media platforms are going to ban and block this material, we will continue to share it however we can! Buy this infobomb in bulk and save so you can pass them out at protests, street corners… anywhere! Leave them in the dollar bin at the gas station, on a bus bench, this information needs to get out!
Sacred Tabs 2020
We made a some guitar hero style bass tab video tutorials for Beware, Take Care & Pedophile Hunter Rock’n’Roll! Enjoy!
Sacred Owls and DarkDox.com have launched ChildLivesMatter.org to cancel pedophilia once and for all.
I, Christian Coffins, of Sacred Owls and DarkDox.com as of June 28th, 2020 have officially launched ChildLivesMatter.org to achieve the following:
- Cancel Pedophilia/Hebephilia from human society for good.
- Remove all child pornography on social media and prosecute against Facebook, YouTube, and any other offenders for not doing so already.
- Fund our already diligent and hard working global network of information warriors who spend thousands of hours daily to monitor social media pages, groups, profiles, and other entities engaging in uploading, sharing, & commenting on child pornographic photos or videos. We report these posts, groups, pages, and profiles to the Missing and Exploited Children‘s website & Cybertip.org. Here‘s how you can do it!
- Organize and throw peaceful protests worldwide to raise awareness. We mean it. If anyone is a violent offender (property or personal harm to another person or entity) they are not affiliated with us, period. We don’t believe in “burning down” anything, but rather educating, filing charges, prosecuting, passing laws, and moving on! Simple! First we need to kick this thing off right!
- Propose a mandatory minimum age of consent of 18 years old worldwide!
This is only the beginning. Visit ChildLivesMatter.org to learn more and support us here!
Sacred Owls Livestream during the Lockdown from Uncle Lous
We will begin streaming live at 7:30pm EST with some important and entertaining videos while we set up our equipment for the first time since this whole stupid thing happened then at 8pm we will be live on the air performing a FULL Sacred Owls set with new songs, old songs, projections, and some conversation between. If you are in Orlando, Florida, feel free to come for a drink (to go) and feel free to linger for a few songs! Christian Coffins will not be wearing a mask or gloves and will shake any of your hands or give you a much needed hug if you come in for one. Not required of course. We want to give love and support to all of you for all you are going through and want to prove that we personally feel this is all bullshit and we, as a nation need this lockdown to come to an end or all these great small businesses like Uncle Lou’s are DOOMED! We will also be giving away FREE OWLBUX stickers!!! Click here to RSVP to the Facebook event page!
New Sacred Owls Release “Beware” Out Now from Coffins Collective on CD and Cassette!

Sacred Owls – Beware (CD-EP) $8.99 (FREE SHIPPING!)
This is Sacred Owls first solo release since Government Sponsored Terrorism in 2014! Beware is a 6 song EP (with 2 secret tracks!)
- Beware, Take Care
- Pedophile Hunter Rock’n’Roll
- Good Gal With A Gun
- Magog and the Ghouls
- Owlmobile
- Conspiracy Of Silence
- ???
- ???
It is also available on cassette!
Sacred Owls – Beware (EP) Cassette Tape $6.99 (FREE SHIPPING!)
Both come with a digital download of the album and artwork!
Sacred Owls New 2019 Bleeding Buster T-Shirts Printed And Ready to Ship For Free Worldwide!
Available now at the Owl Shop we have a new bloody Owlbuster design! Red and white ink on black shirt. Let everyone know that you don’t like scum! Get yours today!
Sacred Owls Bleeding Owlbuster T-shirt is a unisex cotton blend shirt printed at The Nest in Florida by Christian Coffins one at a time, screenprinted by hand, packaged, and shipped FOR FREE (WORLDWIDE) with a few other goodies!
Tales of Terror 2 Is Here! Order Today!
One of our favorite projects here at Coffins Collective is our Tales of Terror comic book / music compilation. We released issue #2 on Halloween of 2019 with a huge release parties at Blue Note (Tampa, Florida) and Will’s Pub (Orlando, Florida), complete with live performances from The Prople, Wes Morrison and the Stray Hares, Gyrojets, Will Brack, and of course, Sacred Owls.
The idea is to pop in the CD to listen to while you read the comic to create a fully immersive experience bringing the comic to life! Each one comes in a special package that is blood spattered, numbered, and signed by Mr. Coffins and delivered straight to you!
- Hello
- Sacred Owls – Beware, Take Care
- Sacred Owls – Pedophile Hunter Rock’n’Roll
- Sacred Owls – Good Gal With A Gun
- Sacred Owls – Magog and the Ghouls
- Sacred Owls – When The Man Comes Around
- Will Brack – Swamp Song
- Gyrojets – Gay Werewolves
- Gyrojets – Pieces
- The Prople – Queen of Hell
- The Prople – The Crooked Man
- The Prople – Time To Float
- Wes Morrison and the Stray Hares – Hoc Es En Votis
- Goodbye
Sacred Owls #weavingspiders Biden Gropes The Grove
By far, the last 2 shows on 4th of July at Iron Cow in Orlando and 5th at Hardback Cafe in Gainesville, Florida have been the best shows we have ever played.
Thank you so much to everyone that made these shows so amazing. The Prople, Sewerside Bombers, CanVas, Jiblit Dupree, Will Brack, Sedukas, Cheap Plastic, Sangs, & 13 Bloodshot! See ya tomorrow Pensacola!
BEWARE! TAKE CARE! SACRED OWLS 2018 U.S. TOUR TO BOHEMIAN GROVE’S CREMATION OF CARE PROTEST
This is it. The big one. The thing we have been fighting for almost 10 years now. Devil in the flesh. We are teaming up with DarkDox, Coffins Collective, Resist the Grove, & Resist Tyranny – Bohemian Grove Action and Resistance to bring you a 19 day, 12 state, U.S. Tour with Somber! WE ARE GOING TO THE GATES OF THE BOHEMIAN GROVE TO PROTEST THEIR MENS ONLY (UNLESS YOU ARE A BOY) PEDO DEATH CULT CREMATION OF CARE OPENING CEREMONY TO THEIR SICK 2 WEEK ENCAMPMENT!
Starring: Henry Kissinger. Alan Greenspan, George W. Bush, his dad Magog, and all the other ghouls that make up the 1%!
- Friday, July 6th @ Nighthawks in Jacksonville, Florida with Somber, Appalachian Death Trap, Dougie Flesh and the Slashers, The Prople (Facebook)
- Saturday, July 7th @ The Handlebar in Pensacola, Florida with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
- Sunday, July 8th New Orleans, Louisiana with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Monday, July 9th at Dirty Dog Bar in Austin, Texas with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
- Tuesday, July 10th @ Neon Rose in El Paso, Texas with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
- Wednesday, July 11th Phoenix, Arizona with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Thursday, July 12th Los Angeles, California with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Friday, July 13th @ Double Down Saloon Las Vegas, Nevada with Somber, Beast Machine, A Broken Line, and more TBA (Facebook)
- Saturday, July 14th Bohemian Grove, California for a Protest at the gates!(Facebook)
- Sunday, July 15th Bohemian Grove, California for a Protest at the gates (Facebook)
- Monday, July 16th at Jub Jub’s Thirst Parlor in Reno, Nevada with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
- Tuesday, July 17th Salt Lake City, Utah with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Wednesday, July 18th at BAR BAR in Denver, Colorado with Somber, Radio Scarlet, & 39 Lost (Facebook)
- Thursday, July 19th Ogallala, Nebraska with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Friday, July 20th Boys Town, Nebraska with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Saturday, July 21st Kansas City, Missouri with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Sunday, July 22nd St. Louis, Missouri with Somber and more TBA (Booking Available, Click Here!)
- Monday, July 23rd at The Cobra Nashville, Tennessee with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
- Tuesday, July 24th at Gallery 992 in Atlanta, Georgia with Somber and more TBA (Facebook)
Booking Sacred Owls “They Are Here To Save The World” 2019 Summer Tour!
Since we had such a blast last summer driving all the way from Florida to the gates of the Bohemian Grove, we decided to do it again this year and add some new dates to the mix!
We are our own tour and otherwise managers, booking agents, not-record label, merchandise manufacturer, and public relations fiasco! No one can speak for us, we work for no one. If there is a tour date below that says “Email us to book it / play it!“, we mean it. We will play your kitchen if you will throw us some gas money, and bring a bunch of people over for this video projection, laser lightshow, reality deconstruction extravaganza! Viewer discretion is advised, no children under 18. Hell, some adult minds can’t handle the truth. But for those of you who can, it is one great time to meet interesting people and talk about things you aren’t allowed to have any opinion on usually!
If you would like to help promote a show click below on the (f) = facebook event page, so mark yourself as going, invite friends, share on profiles, pages, and groups! (L) = letter sized (8.5″x11″) poster for print & (T) = tabloid sized (11″x17″) poster for print, put them all over!!! Click/Tap on venue name to navigate!
- Thursday, July 4th Orlando, Florida @ The Iron Cow (f) (T)
(Tour kick off / 11 year anniversary show with live performances by Sewerside Bombers, Will Brack, Pig Pen The Clown, The Prople, CanVas, MC Blaqsh33p, Jiblet and more!!!) - Friday, July 5th Gainesville, Florida @ Hardback Cafe (f) (L) (T)
with Cheap Plastic, Sangs, & Madwoman - Saturday, July 6th Pensacola, Florida (Secret Show) (f)
- Sunday, July 7th New Orleans, Louisiana Pool Party with Liquor & Lies (f)
- Monday, July 8th New Orleans, Louisiana @ The End Of The World (World’s End) (f)
- Tuesday, July 9th Austin, Texas (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
- Wednesday, July 10th Juárez, Mexico @ Madison Coffee Club (f) (L) (T)
with Dick Desert, Let’s Go To The Paradise, Apol Shampoo, Ansiedad MX - Thursday, July 11th Tempe, Arizona @ Palo Verde Lounge (f) (L) (T)
- Friday, July 12th Los Angeles, California @ Five Star Bar (f)
with False Profit - Saturday, July 13th Monte, Rio, California @ Bohemian Grove (f)
(Protest and live performance at the gates with our pals Resist The Grove) - Sunday, July 14th San Francisco at the Bohemian Club (f)
(Protest and live performance on the corner in front of the “weaving spiders come not here” plaque with our pals Resist The Grove) - Monday, July 15th Reno, Nevada (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
- Tuesday, July 16th Eureka, Nevada(Secret Show, email for clues…)(f)
- Wednesday, July 17th, Salt Lake City, Utah at The Sugar Space (f)
- Thursday, July 18th Grand Junction, Colorado @ KAFM (f)
- Friday, July 19th Denver, Colorado @ Bar Bar (f)
with Panocha Loca & Adamsite - Saturday, July 20th ??? (f)
- Sunday, July 21st Wichita, Kansas @ Donut Whole (f)
- Monday, July 22nd Little Rock, Arkansas (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
- Tuesday, July 23rd Memphis, Tennessee (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
- Wednesday, July 24th Birmingham, Alabama @ Brennan’s Irish Pub (f)
with Jacquie Cotillard - Thursday, July 25th Atlanta, Georgia (Secret Show, email for clues…) (f)
- Friday, July 26th Savannah, Georgia @ The Wormhole (f)
with The Sawed Offs - Saturday, July 27th Jacksonville, Florida @ Raindogs (f)
- with Deathwatch ’97, Walk With Wolves, & 13 Bloodshot
- Sunday, July 28th St. Augustine, Florida @ Shanghai Nobbies (f)
with Whiskey Face & Depressed
Tell all your friends, share this link, we want to meet all of you and hear what you have to say!